Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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