Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
where does the pee come out of this thing
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
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