I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
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she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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