Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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