Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
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