I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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