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(281): View more from Texas

I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.

(936): View more from Texas

haha now u have to piss out ur bum

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.

(1-401): View more from Rhode Island

i dont think thats weird i think thats fun

(401): View more from Rhode Island

i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird

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(801): View more from Utah

stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...

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(516): View more from New York

The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.

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