What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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