So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Randomize
