So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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