I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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