is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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