I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
