this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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