My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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