I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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