i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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