Yo dont text me then not text me
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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