When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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