I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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