Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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