Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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