You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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