he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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