4 words: hood of his car
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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