its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I have post one night stand depression
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