No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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