How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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