During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Will exercising make me less horny?
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