Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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