Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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