Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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