I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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