Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
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