Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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