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(312): View more from Illinois

Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006

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(760): View more from California

Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.

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(906): View more from Michigan

Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore

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(419): View more from Ohio

its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn

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(989): View more from Michigan

It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.

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(765): View more from Indiana

The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor

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(646): View more from New York

classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable

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(310): View more from California

Who is naked dude in the kitchen?

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