Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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