dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I have fence marks all over my body
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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