I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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