If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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