it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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