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(586): View more from Michigan

In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.

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(620): View more from Kansas

You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.

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(705): View more from Ontario

Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical

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(973): View more from New Jersey

If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.

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(214): View more from Texas

Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year

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(970): View more from Colorado

location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.

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