My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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