I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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