Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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