He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Someone signed my nipple.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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