with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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