God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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