So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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