It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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